meaningless performative positivity culture: the meme
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the InspiroBot meme
Pretty simple: go ask InspiroBot for an 'inspirational' quote or several and then use it to make threads happen. It's like A Softer World but possibly with even more existential dread and false smiling.Morning
Sep. 12th, 2025 01:47 pminborn posting in bakerstreet
┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈ a meme
→ COMMENT WITH YOUR CHARACTER'S NAME, FANDOM, AND PREFERENCE.
→ PICK A CHARACTER YOU WANT TO TAG AND HIT UP RNG (01-10), OR CHOOSE A SCENE OF YOUR OWN.
→ PLAY NICE; NO WANK, FLAMES, OR GENERAL HUMBUGGERY.
( keep in mind that sexual scenarios are the basis of this meme! please enter with caution )
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Let your body speak
Sep. 12th, 2025 06:04 amasoftermeme posting in bakerstreet
the affectionate physical contact meme
➝ post your character below, with your character's name and series in the subject.
➝ tag other people, using an rng with range 1-8 to roll a scenario.
➝ roll as many times as you want, play out whatever you want!
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Domo, domo
Sep. 11th, 2025 08:42 pmgroupon posting in bakerstreet There's always a right tool for the job, be it as simple as a hammer for a nail or on up to the much, much more complex. In this, the near future, the new tool for the abstract, post-modern job is no longer from the humble tool box - it's robots. Robots have taken over most sectors, such as assembly, law enforcement, and even health care. Things run so much smoother when they're automated. Yet the most impressive factor is that robots have just recently begun to enter a sector previously believed to require human touch: the personal sector. From personal assistants to robo bodyguards to pleasurebots, most anyone who's anyone has a personal robot these days. Of course, humanity being the narcissistic charmers we are, all "companion" sector robots are made in our own beautiful image, or close to it. But you know this. You have a personal robot, after all...or you are one. Whether owner or robot, it's important to remember one key rule: robots, no matter how human they appear, cannot feel emotions. Any appearances thereof are programming in the AI. Robots certainly, absolutely, cannot fall in love. Again, any appearances thereof are programming in the AI. If that's not the case, and "love" still seems present... ...well, a toll that no longer functions correctly may not be right for the job. HOW TO PLAY ( Read more... ) |
Smutty Pantheon
Sep. 11th, 2025 05:25 pmomggirlonthenet posting in bakerstreetGods and Goddesses exist, sitting in the heavens high up in the clouds watching over Mortals. However, just simply sitting on your throne in the heavens and watching things from afar isn't something all gods find riveting. A simple visit to Earth can do much to refresh a God. Perhaps you're a God or Goddess venturing down into the mortal world or maybe you're a mortal that is getting the chance to encounter a God. All things are possible here.
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Nursed
Sep. 11th, 2025 05:39 pmhufflefluffhouse posting in bakerstreet
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Soulmates
Sep. 11th, 2025 07:30 amanonromance posting in bakerstreet
▸ post your character ◂
▸ you're now in a universe where destined soul mates exist! ◂
▸ rng for the type of au and for the ~situation~ ◂
▸ tag around ♥ ◂
type of au;
1. tats, your character has a tattoo of the first words the love of their life will say to them
2. familiars, your character has an animal tattoo representing their soul mate on them
3. glow, the first time your character sees their soul mate, their chests glow!
4. world in color, life is literally black and white, until you see your soul mate for the first time
5. choose your own, i'm definitely missing a milly because i'm lazy, pick your own
situation;
1. first meeting, you've never met this person before.
2. childhood mates, you've always known this person -- but on one particular birthday, everything changes.
3. together, you've been in a relationship for awhile now! happily wed or not, you decide.
4. not together, you've known you're soul mates for a long time, and yet have avoided a relationship.
5. choose your own, self explanatory c:
Ain’t nothing mid
Sep. 11th, 2025 04:47 ammoosejuice posting in bakerstreet
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| Are you tired of building up to the act? Do you sometimes wish for a chance to skip all the conversation and go straight for the experience? In that case, rejoice! This RULES:
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greater than zero
Sep. 10th, 2025 10:40 pmparrygripp posting in bakerstreetguess the body count!
The usual body count meme with a twist! Rather than telling us your count, leave a blank top-level for others to respond to with their best guess. Closest guesser gets a prize! ...Wait, what? What do you mean there's no prize?
HOW to JOIN
- Post your character with some prefs if you choose.
- Other people guess your character's body count based on looks alone!
- Let 'em know if they're right or keep 'em guessing.
- Prizes optional.
-and KILL?
Sep. 10th, 2025 07:19 pmpromenades posting in bakerstreetFUCK*, MARRY, OR KILL
a game with a twist
You know the game: now, let’s dabble in a version that’s a little bit unusual.
how to play
○ Do the comment do.
○ Folks line up to say whether they would fuck* (*kiss, if your character's underage or you're not into R-rated dialogue), marry, or kill your guy.
○ Rinse. Repeat. ♾️
a game with a twist
You know the game: now, let’s dabble in a version that’s a little bit unusual.
how to play
○ Do the comment do.
○ Folks line up to say whether they would fuck* (*kiss, if your character's underage or you're not into R-rated dialogue), marry, or kill your guy.
○ Rinse. Repeat. ♾️
Taken out
Sep. 10th, 2025 07:04 pmforthemayqueen posting in bakerstreet
THE DATE MEME
Here's how it works!
1. Comment to this post with your character. List the character's name, series, and any preferences you might have in the subject.
2. Using the RNG, pick from one of each of the two categories below. (Or if you'd rather pick them yourself, feel free to do that instead!)
3. The two of you are now on a date! The first list is where you took your date. The second list is your current relationship.
4. Have fun!
( Prompts behind here )
contact: BAKERSTREET BAE
Sep. 10th, 2025 06:21 pmsundaybestsocks posting in bakerstreet
love letters + shipping texts meme
(Possibly Post-Apocalyptic) Homesteading
Sep. 10th, 2025 05:10 pmmemeandyou posting in bakerstreet
The (Possibly Post-Apocalyptic) Homesteading Meme
The apocalypse is over, you’ve reached the new world, the colony ship has landed, the bunker has opened, your inheritance has been bequeathed. Wherever you came from, whatever horrors you’ve survived, you’re here now. You’ve made it, and this is going to be your new home. Finally, you’ve found a little patch of land that wasn’t destroyed, or you saved up enough pennies to buy a farm, or you found the perfect fortress to keep back the monstrous hordes outside.
( Prompts within )
tl;dr - Farming, housemaking, homesteading. Possibly after the apocalypse or on a new planet. Or just because you want a farm.
/yeets into drama
Sep. 10th, 2025 06:15 amanimen posting in bakerstreet
| wheel of (mis)fortune meme ‧ post with your characters, preferences, limits. ‧ responders spin the wheel, deciding what delicious disaster will debilitate your character(s). ‧ look upon your works and despair. |
If and if
Sep. 10th, 2025 05:42 amhotlink posting in bakerstreetyou should date me if...
The idea of this meme
[1] Your character has been yolked with a sign that states "YOU SHOULD DATE ME IF [fill in the blank]." "You should date me if you like good food." "You should date me if you enjoy long walks on the beach." "You should date me if you'd like to be disappointed. In bed and in life."
[2] This sign may or may have not been written by them. But does that matter if everyone can see it?
[3] That's it.
Do not post any blank top levels.
Except her
Sep. 10th, 2025 05:35 amasoftermeme posting in bakerstreet |
| Because is there anything better than a dangerous, potentially deadly stoic whose one weakness is their sweet, harmless object of affection? Especially if the latter has the former wrapped around their finger, knowingly or otherwise. To avoid tl;dr - suddenly, a wild weakness approaches! Their attempt to turn you into a puddle of goo at the knees, whether purposeful or not, is very effective.
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in heat, in the desert, with a thirst
Sep. 9th, 2025 09:30 pmenginesock posting in bakerstreetnot an alpha/beta/omega meme
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Faker
Sep. 9th, 2025 08:31 pmanonconda posting in bakerstreet
You're not together. But you need to make people think you are. Because of reasons.
Maybe you secretly can't stand each other. Maybe you like each other, just not like that. (Or do you?) Maybe this is the only way you'll ever get to be with your crush. Maybe you just need to give off that couple vibe in public, or maybe you're going to be forced to engage in some hot'n'heavy fakeout makeouts. For reasons, okay?
You know the drill. Post, tag, profit.
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